Thanks to dear Ramalinga Raju, we now have another immortal quote:
"It was like riding a tiger, not knowing how to get off without being eaten."
I now invite you to modify this quote in your own funny ways and post it in the comments section.
For example:
It was like driving a stolen car, not knowing how to get out without being beaten.
or
It was like watching a Barjatya film, not knowing how to come out without feeling outdated.
Twist it any way you like and make us laugh.
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And the prize is....?
@Vivek
An offer letter from Satyam :)
Probably not the sort you were looking for, but here goes anyway:
"It was like riding a donkey, not knowing how to keep from getting off."
@Ashok
I wasn't expecting anybody to stick to the exact format anyway. This made me laugh; nothing else matters :)
It was like reading your blog, not knowing how to come off it. :P
It was like a skydiving without a parachute, not knowing how to stop without getting smashed to bits!!
It was like getting married and not knowing how to have sex!! :P
It was like having leeches on your feet, not knowing how to remove them without blood oozing out from everywhere.
(Gory, eh?)
It was like receiving a job offer from Satyam, not knowing how to accept it without feeling suicidal.
It was like eating a paan, not knowing how to spit it out without reddening your own shirt.
It was like driving the bus in the movie Speed, not knowing how to slow down without pulverized.
*without getting pulverized
@Varun
Am somewhere near cloud no. 12 now.
@Arun
Laughed myself silly! Great misquote!
@Nitin
Wish you better luck!
@Pratyush, Baba, Saint R
Absoloutely hilarious, all three! I guess the first comes from your hiking expeditions. The third obviously doesn't come from Caltech! The second shows why you were Creative Head of Opulence!
@Baba
The last one's even better!
Actually the one on leeches is inspired from Rushdie's Midnight Children, when the soldiers are all somewhere in the middle of Sunderbans.
It was like being the president of Pakistan and not knowing how to clean your own shit.
It was like being Vikalp and not knowing how to stop doing fattebaazzii....ahahahahahhahahahhahah
it is like watching saas bhi kabhi bahu thi with your family, and not knowing how to change the channel..:(
It was liking forming government in India, without knowing who will be the prime minister
It was like expecting Obama to win,without knowing what would he do
It was like talking for Green products, without knowing what is green
@JoshAshwin, Amaresh, Raj
Nice ones!
i heard this quote first time in mithun da cult movie which has hit song "tum to there pardesi".But with this fraud raju has gain popularity as mithun da only.
it was like getting drunk when you are happy (or depressed), not knowing if you should go home alone or with a random girl
it was like test-driving a nano, not knowing if you should ever ever ever ever ....EVER buy it....
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