Monday, August 17, 2009

The Shallow Thinking Game

Try to crack this. It's not a whodunnit; some of the words in this article lead back to a common source. Identify the source. It's GK-based; so if you don't know about the source under consideration, you can't crack it. Don't look to interpret the story- I've just built it around the words. A small hint- the first two sentences have one of these words each. A little bigger hint- think sport.
Mohan fumbled in his pocket for the spare key. He swore at his brother for not answering the bell. Was he asleep? But if he was asleep now, what was he doing at night? Did he forget to plug in the Good Knight liquidator? Or was he stranded in the snow? Something was definitely amiss. Anyway, he had had a long day and was in no mood for such deliberation.

The room was eerily dark. Surely, Ram wouldn't have forgotten to switch the light in the puja room on? Did that mean Ram left the room in broad daylight? As his hand surveyed the wall for the switch, the sound of a popping cork shattered the silence. He froze, but only momentarily, as the lights came on, followed by a deafening "Happy Birthday" from a group of at least 50 people.

He could hardly recognize the place; it was beautifully decorated with small artifacts from his eventful 24 years. It was done with such dexterity and grace, that he was sure it was Sudha's handiwork. His friends trotted to him, one by one, and handed over their gifts and greeting cards, which he stowed away to read later. He was pleasantly surprised, because he had never had a surprise birthday party prior to this.

Since Ram knew Mohan had a teleconference later that night, he decided to wrap up the party well before the allotted time. He sent the Pringles and drinks around, and watched with amusement the sight he had got used to now- Mohan sipping his vodka with 2 straws. The starters over, he asked the cook to get the minced lamb cutlets and paneer tikka.

It started slowly; Shaque looked at the lamb cutlets suspiciously after her first bite. Then Kantha asked why the taste of onions was so overpowering; wasn't this suppsoed to be a lamb cutlet? Aveek threw up, and everybody groaned- did the sucker drink more than that famously sensitive stomach could take? Shaque and Kantha followed. Nobody suspected anything fishy till Suneol -the man with a steel stomach- threw up.

Ram summoned the cook. Did he buy the lamb from the street? He said he didn't know, because he didn't go to the butcher himself. Didn't he taste the lamb while he made it? The cook shifted uncomfortably. His head was all knotted up; he didn't know what story to make up. He didn't know his best friend -ace cook B.A.W. Archie- to whom he had delegated the job, would use stale meat.

"What crap!" The cook was jolted from his excuse-making deliberations as Ram shouted. The guests were collapsing one-by-one. The remaining guests immediately boycotted the party and left the house. Ram and Mohan were busy apologizing. Once the last live guest left, they turned to the cook, who, by then, had already fled.

13 comments:

Ravi Bansal said...

I am totally stumped :(

Akshay Rajagopalan said...

@ Ravi

Think cricket

pavan said...

is that a famous game... an upset win... the visitors couldnt chase a total...

and does it have anything to do with bawarchi? or did u just put it there?

Akshay Rajagopalan said...

@Pavan

It's not an event. The story and the characters' names have nothing to do with the answer.

Bawarchi was just thrown in there...arbit.

Varun Murali said...

Man, it is the work of a genius fed up of losing weight as well as Bollywood movies!

Ankit Chugh said...

It's England cricket team ... :D

Akshay Rajagopalan said...

@Varun

...except for the fact that Kaminey released in the nick of time, and he watched it on consecutive days.

Akshay Rajagopalan said...

@Chung

Right; about 20 of them.

Unknown said...

England Lions Cricket team?

Akshay Rajagopalan said...

@sumit

Not just England Lions. Everyone from W.G.Grace to Trott.

Richie said...

You owe mw an explanation!

Ravi Bansal said...

Wow..super..I am still figuring out who the 20 of them are though...got quite a few now.

Akshay Rajagopalan said...

@Ravi

It's unlikely you'll get all of them. I did some research on Cricinfo and included some ancient test cricketers. e.g. Did you know Crapp played for England?