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Muckshay's law of Abstractness
Awe is inversely proportional to comprehension.
Muckshay's Law of Motion
The severity of the pressure is inversely proportional to accessibility to a toilet.
Muckshay's Law of Baldness
The rate of hair loss at time 't' is directly proportional to the amount of hair at time 't'.
Muckshay's Law of Blogging
If many posts are posted on the same day, the topmost post will have the most number of comments.
Muckshay's Law of Linkin Park's Music
The probablity of Linkin Park making a good song = probability of Pink Floyd performing in Varanasi = probability of Sidhu shutting up.
Muckshay's Law of Karan Johar's films
Gross revenue from ticket sales (in crores) = volume of tear drops (in thousand million cubic feet)
Muckshay's Law of Yashraj films
Box-office success = 1/tolerability
Muckshay's Law of Shahrukh Khan
Numer of times SRK neighs = Number of times SRK speaks
Muckshay's Law of Item Numbers
Height of success is directly proportional to depth of cleavage.
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